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Anyone Got Any Good Jokes
 
# 1 : Saturday 7-8-2010 @ 09:35
 
 
Police in Yorkshire have warned clubbers to be careful as some people are taking ecsasty
by dental syringe: Its called E by Gum.
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# 2 : Saturday 7-8-2010 @ 10:15
 
 
We have a house full of politicians!
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# 3 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 20:47
 
 
Why was the washing machine laughing?

Cos it was taking the piss out of the underpants

I'm designing t-shirts now...they are going to be huge

And also medium and small
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# 4 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 20:57
 
 
Someone said :

I'm designing t-shirts now...

Does that mean you'll stop buying them
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# 5 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 21:52
 
 
Someone said :
Someone said :
I'm designing t-shirts now...

Does that mean you'll stop buying them

Can't you read? Sakura said de signing , not debuying.
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# 6 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 22:37
 
 
Someone said :

Can't you read? Sakura said de signing , not debuying.

Debuy is a long way to go for a shirt although Sakura has been known to go further
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# 7 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 23:03
 
 
all the way?

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# 8 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 23:39
 
 
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash miss!
Teacher: Get out!
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# 9 : Thursday 24-5-2012 @ 23:49
 
 
Well we all know what 69 is.

How about a 68 ?

give me a blow job and I'll owe you one
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# 10 : Sunday 2-9-2012 @ 12:05
 
 
"How many Fellows of All Souls College does it take to change a light bulb?"


"Change?!?"
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# 11 : Monday 3-9-2012 @ 15:25
 
 
customer in chinese take a way::: could i have an onion curry please.


chinese guy... aahhh we dont do onion curry.


customer::: You f*****g did last night!!!!!!!
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# 12 : Monday 3-9-2012 @ 16:23
 
 
Someone said :
Police in Yorkshire have warned clubbers to be careful as some people are taking ecsasty
by dental syringe: Its called E by Gum.

love it!
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# 13 : Monday 3-9-2012 @ 16:48
 
 
I went into pc world and asked the sales assistant is he could recommend a hard drive.

He told me to try Cavan to Killarney in snowy conditions while driving a lada.
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# 14 : Monday 3-9-2012 @ 16:50
 
 
I'll tell you who gives kids a bad name

David and Victoria Beckham
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# 15 : Monday 3-9-2012 @ 18:51
 
 
In a post match Interview Kagawa hardly understands English and this is what The reporter asks and Kagawas reply

Reporter : Kagawa , its fantastic, Your wife is pregnant.

Kagawa : ya, all credit goes to my team. Every1 workd hard for it, specially Ryan Giggs . It was a tight situation when he Came in, his performance was really fantastic with Scholes in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his work, our coach also enjoyed it, they all worked hard,day & night... Special thanks for Carrick for finding Space from impossibly tight angles . It wouldn't be possible Without him .

Reporter - * faints *
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