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# 16 : Tuesday 5-4-2011 @ 13:46
 
 
Someone said :
Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

Ah god taught it was going to be better than that.... Well at least we know what happened now.
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# 17 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 07:25
 
 
Someone said :
Well there is not much point buying one that has no vibe function.
Going by experience with partners over the years, the majority got most pleasure from a standard size textured vibe with a decent motor in it (one that looks like a real c**k).
Combined with a 'real feel' jelly dong, your wife could have lots of fun with a blindfold and an active imagination.
Strangely enough, the least popular with 3 of my last partners was the genuine Rabbit vibe.
So make sure you talk to her about it before shelling out nearly 100 quid (It's not like I could get a refund ).

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hey..thanks for that supe..that sounds good, although i would prefer to bring home the "real thing" rather than what looks and feels like it lol..but at 49 she seems to be losing her sex drive a little(which is a bit of a bummer)..in saying that, does anyone know of a good libido booster for women...am open to suggestions lol

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# 18 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 09:12
 
 
Someone said :
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hey..thanks for that supe..that sounds good, although i would prefer to bring home the "real thing" rather than what looks and feels like it lol..but at 49 she seems to be losing her sex drive a little(which is a bit of a bummer)..in saying that, does anyone know of a good libido booster for women...am open to suggestions lol

A young Man!
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# 19 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 09:14
 
 
Someone said :
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does anyone know of a good libido booster for women

Me

Only kidding.
Try L-Arginine and Gingko. You will get them in the health food shops and they are inexpensive.
Nothing beats a lifestyle change though.
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# 20 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 09:56
 
 
Do sex toys have to be washed often ?
And are the ones with the motors in them waterproof enough to put in the dishwasher ?
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# 21 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 13:50
 
 
Someone said :

Me

Only kidding.
Try L-Arginine and Gingko. You will get them in the health food shops and they are inexpensive.
Nothing beats a lifestyle change though.

..Like?..for instance?...and just to say, I might concider your original joke also lol
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# 22 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 14:35
 
 
Someone said :
..Like?..for instance?..

Well there is nothing worse than 'routine' to kill a persons sex life.
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# 23 : Wednesday 6-4-2011 @ 14:41
 
 
Someone said :

Well there is nothing worse than 'routine' to kill a persons sex life.

...exactly..so d'ya think i should get you down to take a look at our pc?
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# 24 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:33
 
 
Hi there,
I buy all my sex toys, wigs and clothes from an irish website called thegspot.ie . They have a massive range of sex toys compared to Ann Summers.... they're in a different league completely. Also, they run a personal shopper service for anyone who's a bit shy... the lady there, think her name is Susan (not sure) but she's very helpful
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# 25 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:35
 
 
Someone said :
Do sex toys have to be washed often ?
And are the ones with the motors in them waterproof enough to put in the dishwasher ?

Are you serious??????????
OMG!!!!!!!wash and dried after each use please!!!!!!!
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# 26 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:40
 
 
Someone said :
Hi there,
I buy all my sex toys, wigs and clothes from an irish website called thegspot.ie . They have a massive range of sex toys compared to Ann Summers.... they're in a different league completely. Also, they run a personal shopper service for anyone who's a bit shy... the lady there, think her name is Susan (not sure) but she's very helpful

is it just the online store or have they a actual physical store?
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# 27 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:45
 
 
Someone said :

is it just the online store or have they a actual physical store?

Think its just online... not 100% sure though
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# 28 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:47
 
 
Someone said :

Think its just online... not 100% sure though

looks like a goodsite they seem to have everything and even better then some other sites seen even ann summers.
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# 29 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 17:59
 
 
Someone said :
Ok...My wife has asked me to go and buy a dildo for us to play with ...she's never had one before and wont come in to a sex shop to pick one out with me and has left it to me to choose one, so i'm looking for some advice from you guys...big,small,fat,slim,vibrate or no,colour,ribbed??...personally i hav'nt a clue and am hoping through experience some of the women on here can help me to decide...or even some of the guys..lol

Try the Bullet, always found it to be a great equal oppurtunities toy....
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# 30 : Sunday 17-4-2011 @ 18:06
 
 
Someone said :

looks like a goodsite they seem to have everything and even better then some other sites seen even ann summers.

that's exactly what I thought...plus my fav.... dungeon gear!! Nice!
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