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Funny Or Strange Things Children/Kids Say
 
# 16 : Wednesday 5-2-2014 @ 20:28
 
 
Reminded me of this;(skip to 0:58)

Video Link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIedDFrza00
I Love the way Graham says "that's a good story".
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# 17 : Wednesday 5-2-2014 @ 20:42
 
 
Someone said :
As a kid when that song came out about a twist in your sobriety, I though sobriety was a muscle in your leg.

It is kind of. Without sobriety you are often legless.
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# 18 : Wednesday 5-2-2014 @ 20:46
 
 
Someone said :
So your user name is pronounced gayjew?

Only if you're from Fucks-Ruck, loike.
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# 19 : Wednesday 5-2-2014 @ 20:47
 
 
Someone said :
This morning when I was dropping the lads to school a news report came on about surrogacy and that in Ireland the person who gives birth is the mother and from the back of the car Teenager the Younger screams at the radio "A mother is not the person who gives birth to you but the person who is there for you everyday"

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# 20 : Wednesday 5-2-2014 @ 22:44
 
 
That's a wise teenager.


I used to have this kid who'd visit, I knew their family and he'd come over to borrow computer games. He was a small bit mentally challenged, nothing very severe, but he did go to a special school.

One day he stayed a while and played a football match on the Playstation with my Sisters boyfriend (who previous to this, never met the kid). It was going OK, he did the typical thing of giving the kid Real Madrid, and himself picking like, the worst most backward team he could find.

My Sis' boyfriend was a real typical English football fan, he got really into the game and at one strange emitted a loud football shout at the Screen (shocked at a near miss).
After the shout the kid said to him "If I need to scream, I keep the screams inside my head..."

The look was priceless.
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# 21 : Thursday 13-3-2014 @ 22:18
 
 
*conversation with two year old nephew D today*
D: You have nice hair T.
T: Ah, thanks D
D: And nice blue eyes.
T: Yes, I do have blue eyes
D: And a blue nose...
T: Ok....*I smile*
D: And a big mouth
T:
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# 22 : Thursday 13-3-2014 @ 22:41
 
 
Someone said :
*conversation with two year old nephew D today*
D: You have nice hair T.
T: Ah, thanks D
D: And nice blue eyes.
T: Yes, I do have blue eyes
D: And a blue nose...
T: Ok....*I smile*
D: And a big mouth
T:

What can you get in your mouth, tell us the biggest thing and we'll tell you if it's true?
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# 23 : Tuesday 8-7-2014 @ 19:04
 
 
Teenager the Elder just popped his head up from his laptop and said "Is this real life?"
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# 24 : Tuesday 8-7-2014 @ 19:42
 
 
I hope you told him no!
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# 25 : Friday 25-7-2014 @ 10:08
 
 
My mother asked me this morning what was wrong with me last night. I said I just got into a panic. After other guesses she says is it to do with going out, which i took to mean men so I said yeah kind of. So then after some dating related guesses she says "are you worried about your sperm?! So then im squealing "noooo!" so she drops that one. So she thinks again and says "is it because you're very ticklish?"! poor mammy.
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# 26 : Friday 25-7-2014 @ 10:12
 
 
oh sorry im only after seeing the full title of this thread. I thought it was just funny or strange things. If someone wants to copy and paste it into a more appropriate thread work away.
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# 27 : Saturday 7-11-2015 @ 11:41
 
 
I was swimming on Sunday. In one of the shallow ends, there were swimming lessons for young children. After the session, some Dads who had not been swimming were processing their children in the showers, and a few of us unaccompanied adults were hanging back letting them get their children washed before we went into the showers. One girl, about 3 or 4 years old, was putting up strong resistance to taking a shower, though it was in an assertive way rather than a tantrum.

'You need to move in further, under the water.' - ' I don't need to. '

'Please wash your hair.' - ' Nooo. '

'Look, everybody else is having a shower.' - ' I don't want to. '

'You need to take the chlorine off your togs and skin.' - ' It's OK. '

and so on. After a little, Daddy switched from exhortation to investigation.

'Why don't you want to have a shower?' - ' I don't want to get wet ' she said, as she dripped water from the pool onto the floor.

Cue muffled giggles from the three men waiting for the kids to be finished.
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# 28 : Friday 29-7-2016 @ 12:57
 
 
Talking about Donald Trump building a wall with Mexico with my partners 9 year old nephews and niece and one of them sighed and said "I'd build a wall around Northern Ireland".



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# 29 : Saturday 30-7-2016 @ 09:37
 
 
Someone said :
Talking about Donald Trump building a wall with Mexico with my partners 9 year old nephews and niece and one of them sighed and said "I'd build a wall around Northern Ireland".


True that, nearly every country an EU state has colonised is a mess and your Nephew is a wise man.
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# 30 : Saturday 30-7-2016 @ 12:04
 
 
Someone said :

True that, nearly every country an EU state has colonised is a mess and your Nephew is a wise man.

Hardly a truism by any stretch of the imagination.
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