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Overheard On The Street
 
# 1 : Wednesday 13-6-2012 @ 01:09
 
 
In Bargaintown today,at an assistant who was not only dealing with a customer but also trying to field a customer enquiry on the phone too.
Cranky Manky old lady " Heeaw,is dem chayaws fully orthapeedick"
I said iz dem chayaz fully ortpeedik or wha'"
"Are yih bleedin' lisinin timmie or woh,iz dem chairs awrtipeedic' or nawh,jayziz um tawkn tih meself,um assin' yih a queschin,can yih noransur me,wah sor of a bleedin' shop is dis,no one will answer yih"
Shop assistant*Still dealing with two customers already at the same time* " Yes

madam,dey are"
CMOL "Well will yih show me? I sed will yih show me,what kind of a shop iz dis,no one to help yih or ansur a question,etc etc etc...
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# 2 : Wednesday 13-6-2012 @ 03:59
 
 
"And he goes to me, shut up you ya wear Grannies Knickers"

A chungwan talking to her friend in the middle of a Tesco Queue
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# 3 : Sunday 15-7-2012 @ 23:41
 
 
On Jervis Street last night,a pretty teenage girl with dead eyes approaches Horatiok and myself "Gorra smoke"? No,we tell the young lady,we dont smoke. She stumbles on,asking the same question of a Chinese guy who is sitting on the kerb reading a book,when he doesn't reply quickly enough,the girl kicks the book out of his hands,calls him a slanty eyed yellow fucker who should go back to his own country,she walks to the quays,but sadly does not do the decent thing and give the liffey the gift of life,hers,but comes back down the street,her ugly face twisted in ignorance and hate as she screams at the Chinese guy,challenging him to have a go,if he wants "to fucking start" the very twisted sister then heads off to Abbey Street where it joins its skangy friends,all the while ranting at the top of her voice about something,it's parents would be proud of it,i'm sure.
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# 4 : Monday 16-7-2012 @ 00:00
 
 
Someone said :
On Jervis Street last night,a pretty teenage girl with dead eyes approaches Horatiok and myself "Gorra smoke"? No,we tell the young lady,we dont smoke. She stumbles on,asking the same question of a Chinese guy who is sitting on the kerb reading a book,when he doesn't reply quickly enough,the girl kicks the book out of his hands,calls him a slanty eyed yellow fucker who should go back to his own country,she walks to the quays,but sadly does not do the decent thing and give the liffey the gift of life,hers,but comes back down the street,her ugly face twisted in ignorance and hate as she screams at the Chinese guy,challenging him to have a go,if he wants "to fucking start" the very twisted sister then heads off to Abbey Street where it joins its skangy friends,all the while ranting at the top of her voice about something,it's parents would be proud of it,i'm sure.

alas you can be sure its not an isolated incident
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# 5 : Monday 16-7-2012 @ 00:08
 
 
Someone said :
alas you can be sure its not an isolated incident

Third one this week that I have seen,tip of the ugly iceberg,so many angry souless "dead on the inside" people in Dublin.

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# 6 : Monday 16-7-2012 @ 07:03
 
 
Someone said :

Third one this week that I have seen,tip of the ugly iceberg,so many angry souless "dead on the inside" people in Dublin.

I think we should arm you with a paintball gun filled with indelible ink, that way when they sober up the next day they might just realise what pricks they were, and so will everyone else until the ink eventually washes off.It might just help to cut down on the amount of anti-social behaviour on the streets.

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# 7 : Monday 16-7-2012 @ 10:27
 
 
It's just how people like that react, if she had realised you were gay I am sure she would have had something to say about that too.
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# 8 : Monday 16-7-2012 @ 21:37
 
 
I had a nasty experience in a city centre shop last week when a "local" drunk woman got thick with the Indian guy who was working there.
I told her to shut up and that she was an embarrassment to her country. She didnt take too kindly to that comment!
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# 9 : Tuesday 17-7-2012 @ 00:55
 
 
Someone said :
I had a nasty experience in a city centre shop last week when a "local" drunk woman got thick with the Indian guy who was working there.
I told her to shut up and that she was an embarrassment to her country. She didnt take too kindly to that comment!

heard a scumbag saying to a couple of chinese lads in a shop to speak english so i just asked how was his irish so i got the usual answer "ah f**k off ya b****x"but it shut him up doh
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# 10 : Tuesday 17-7-2012 @ 01:32
 
 
Someone said :
heard a scumbag saying to a couple of chinese lads in a shop to speak english so i just asked how was his irish so i got the usual answer "ah f**k off ya b****x"but it shut him up doh

Fair balls to you.
Id have asked the same, and rubbed it in.
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# 11 : Tuesday 17-7-2012 @ 08:06
 
 
"will ya c'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" on Talbot Street
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# 12 : Tuesday 17-7-2012 @ 08:11
 
 
Interesting, I would have thought it was c'maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwn?



Here's something similar a friend of mine heard on the bus some years ago and he found it hilarious. When you read this, imagine a very pronounced Dublin Accent.

A mother was giving out to her young child on the bus.

The child said

"AAAAAAAWH?"

The mother said, slapping the child,

"Don't say awh, say wha'. "
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# 13 : Friday 3-8-2012 @ 23:48
 
 
"%**%^",from a rather distinguished gentleman outside a pub on Amiens street this evening,he,Alan,was sporting a rather fetching yellow tee shirt,jeans and trainers,all topped off with an absolutely fabulous pair of gleaming handcuffs supplied by his friends,the gardai,his demure female companions were howling something in deepest dublinese, probably thanking Alan's new friends for giving him a lift in their shiny new van,he was ever so excited,he expressed this in the manner in which he kicked at the door as he was led away screaming,obviously thrilled at the prospect of a free night's bed and breakfast.
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# 14 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 17:40
 
 
"Never thought I'd murder a cunt for a bag of Monster Munch, but there ya go!"

- Overheard in Poland
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# 15 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 18:20
 
 
Two deaf women were in front of me were signing away. Before you accuse me of eavesdropping, they knew me from school, and they recognised me BEFORE starting their conversation.

They started talking about neighbours and this couple having affairs. At that time, I was amazed at the level of detail, how much they knew what the couple were doing and so on.

I had enough and asked them how they knew what they were up to.

'We saw them the other day.'

When I was still bamboozled and befuddled they copped on and kindly explained that they were talking about Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera.

Ah. Ok.
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