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Overheard On The Street
 
# 16 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 18:25
 
 
Someone said :
Two deaf women were in front of me were signing away. Before you accuse me of eavesdropping, they knew me from school, and they recognised me BEFORE starting their conversation.

They started talking about neighbours and this couple having affairs. At that time, I was amazed at the level of detail, how much they knew what the couple were doing and so on.

I had enough and asked them how they knew what they were up to.

'We saw them the other day.'

When I was still bamboozled and befuddled they copped on and kindly explained that they were talking about Neighbours, the Aussie soap opera.

Ah. Ok.

You're one in a million Intrepid
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# 17 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 18:37
 
 
I felt a right eejit when I copped on!
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# 18 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 19:03
 
 
That's gas. Could easily happen.
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# 19 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 19:17
 
 
and it happened to me, back in 1989. Never forgot the lesson!
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# 20 : Saturday 4-8-2012 @ 22:14
 
 
I was at this bar and this guy was staring at me and this other woman and I was rather taken a back as he kept giving me the stare so I went up to him and told him did he have a problem with gay women. And then I noticed his guide dog. I felt like a right fool.
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# 21 : Thursday 30-8-2012 @ 22:49
 
 
In the City of wordsmiths an hour ago "NNNININANINNNAHNIHNAHNNNN",a smashfaced inebriate attempts to converse/beg off an elderly American couple.
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# 22 : Thursday 7-2-2013 @ 23:40
 
 
"How much duz Kenny earn a week,how much duz Kenny earn a week" the inebriate entreated the reluctant observers at the bus stop tonight,"four thousin a week,an he kutz deh soshill welfare" was his uninvited,bellowing response.
Well if cutting that anti social Gobnobs dole might shut up his rancid rat trap,then i'm with Kenny.
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# 23 : Tuesday 23-7-2013 @ 22:55
 
 
At Marley Park.
Good looking gay guy to one of his two girl companions.
"No no,it wasn't your fault,it's just that i'm so ugly"
*is this a trend among good looking gay guys,to put themselves down?*

Girl to her group of friends and to passers by via a very loud voice.
" I haven't had sex since I got fat" ....morto.
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# 24 : Tuesday 23-7-2013 @ 23:48
 
 
One evening a Garda was staring rally serious at me on O'Connel street. I thought he was looking at someone behind me, so when I looked behind there was no one there. I thought he liked the way i looked or he was really into me because it was a deep long intimidating stare.

when I started to stare back at him and look all flattered (according to a friend) and batting my eyelashes hes went pure red and realised i took his look completely wrong... then i look around and clearys has been robbed as tones of Garda were searching for the culprit.. he must of thought it was me!!
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# 25 : Wednesday 24-7-2013 @ 00:00
 
 
LOL
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# 26 : Wednesday 24-7-2013 @ 01:09
 
 
Someone said :
One evening a Garda was staring rally serious at me on O'Connel street. I thought he was looking at someone behind me, so when I looked behind there was no one there. I thought he liked the way i looked or he was really into me because it was a deep long intimidating stare.

when I started to stare back at him and look all flattered (according to a friend) and batting my eyelashes hes went pure red and realised i took his look completely wrong... then i look around and clearys has been robbed as tones of Garda were searching for the culprit.. he must of thought it was me!!

Did he take out his baton and charge you,or was that just wankful thinking on your part?
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# 27 : Wednesday 24-7-2013 @ 01:10
 
 
Someone said :

Did he take out his baton and charge you,or was that just wankful thinking on your part?

funny arnt ya
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# 28 : Thursday 22-8-2013 @ 23:38
 
 
Young lady to her male consort in Dublin "I swear on me babies grave dah I diddin fukkin spih in your face dis time.
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# 29 : Thursday 22-8-2013 @ 23:54
 
 
Tonight.

"I know the Illuminati tortured her....they did the same to me"

He was roaring and shouting.
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# 30 : Sunday 15-9-2013 @ 19:10
 
 
Did you hear about this referendum to abolish the Shannon?
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