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NEW - Original Quotes - Circa 2012
 
# 16 : Wednesday 14-11-2012 @ 14:14
 
 
Overheard in a gay pub:

“My shrink cuts to the chase. The last time I visited his clinic re my sexuality/confidence issues, dressed in my new lovely warm florescent red coat, he took one look at me and said ... OMG girlfriend, were you frigid, or just beside yourself when you bought that straight jacket?”

... aha – bless him .. he’s soooo reassuring”.

© Fletcher @ Gaire.

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# 17 : Wednesday 14-11-2012 @ 14:42
 
 
Overheard in a gay pub:

“My shrink cuts to the chase. The last time I visited his clinic re my sexuality/confidence issues, dressed in my new lovely warm florescent red coat, he took one look at me and said ... OMG girlfriend, were you frigid, or just beside yourself when you bought that straight jacket?”
... aha – bless him .. he’s soooo reassuring”.

© Fletcher @ Gaire.

.....next
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# 18 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 09:03
 
 
Come on guys - does anyone have any inspitational, witty, or serious new that we migh like to hear?

Im wondering is there any originality aroiund here?
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# 19 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 10:29
 
 
Someone said :

No and no

So Im wondering Allawishus, is this site populated in the main, by those who value the importants of innance threads...such as "how big was your last shit", rather that the value of original thought?
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# 20 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 10:44
 
 
Original quotes is an odd concept.


Other people quote you, you don't quote yourself.

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# 21 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 10:46
 
 
Someone said :
Original quotes is an odd concept.


Other people quote you, you don't quote yourself.

yes and the inspiration has to start somewhere
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# 22 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 10:48
 
 
What I mean is when people read/ hear something worthy of quote, they quote it, and spread the word. That's how great quotes are made.


You can't just decide something you say is great and quote yourself. It's presumptious.
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# 23 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 11:02
 
 
Someone said :
What I mean is when people read/ hear something worthy of quote, they quote it, and spread the word. That's how great quotes are made.


You can't just decide something you say is great and quote yourself. It's presumptious.

You can be quite certain that the great wits like Dorothy Parker gave time and clever thought about what lines they would dream up, and then they would decide when would be the most appropriate moment when the witticisms would be used for the best effect, hence extending their witticisms to wider audiences....by gossip. Not much that is created is instantaneous – it takes a bit of thought in trying to be clever....ask any good comedian – its concentrated creative work. I'm not suggesting for a moment that I'm either of these, but id like to see if anyone can create memorable bitchy/witty/clever original lines, that could be passes on in gossip – that's all.
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# 24 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 11:12
 
 
Someone said :

yes and the inspiration has to start somewhere

I don't really see the point of this thread I don't find it inspiring.

Maybe it's just me but I assume from the lack of responses to the thread that it just doesn't interest most posters.

Also insulting stuff about "how big was your last shit" won't get more responses.
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# 25 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 11:34
 
 
A reply read on the Gaire message board:

“Yes your right - that shitty comment was a load of crap.
I was talking through my arse”

© Fletcher @ Gaire.

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# 26 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 16:55
 
 
Meh....

Next....
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# 27 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 18:48
 
 
Don't mind them Fletcher, you're great.

With romanticized notions of the alcoholic writer swirling around my curtains I proceeded to fold my t-shirts.
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# 28 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 19:12
 
 
Someone said :
Don't mind them Fletcher, you're great.

With romanticized notions of the alcoholic writer swirling around my curtains I proceeded to fold my t-shirts.

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# 29 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 19:30
 
 
"I came, I saw - I bonked her"

(Academic note: Her could also refer to a gay guy
i.e being bithcy - her)

© Fletcher @ Gaire.

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# 30 : Thursday 15-11-2012 @ 19:47
 
 
Ag Gáire - To laugh

....obviously not here
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