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My Census Enumerator Is A Hottie !
 
# 1 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 12:26
 
 
Called to me last night. WOW, stunning ! Just about 6ft tall, in mid twenties, perfect body, greatly enhanced by skinny jeans.But, it is when he speaks that he gets me going. Soft and seductive.Tried to keep him in my place as long as possible, but eventually had to let him go.Looking forward to his return to collect the form, though.Think I'll pretend I'm illiterate and again hold onto him for a while
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# 2 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 15:45
 
 
Gawd Jerry, sounds a bit creepy.
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# 3 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 15:57
 
 
My enumerator is old.
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# 4 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 17:06
 
 
Someone said :
Gawd Jerry, sounds a bit creepy.

just a bit
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# 5 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 17:28
 
 
I don't know who my enumerator is (I like that word. I'm going to stick it into my vocab for rest of day).

I suppose I should really find out but I couldn't give a shite.

Jaysus Jerry ya freak. Your man will go missing and he'll be found bound and gagged naked in your basement. And don't be telling me you don't have a basement. An attic works just as well
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# 6 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 17:39
 
 
Mine isn't.
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# 7 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 18:24
 
 
Someone said :
I don't know who my enumerator is (I like that word. I'm going to stick it into my vocab for rest of day).

I suppose I should really find out but I couldn't give a shite.

Jaysus Jerry ya freak. Your man will go missing and he'll be found bound and gagged naked in your basement. And don't be telling me you don't have a basement. An attic works just as well

The pizza delivery guy is still in the attic, so basement it has to be
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# 8 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 18:35
 
 
Someone said :

The pizza delivery guy is still in the attic, so basement it has to be

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# 9 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 19:10
 
 
So people have Keith Mills, so count your blessings!
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# 10 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 19:12
 
 
Someone said :
My enumerator is old.

But is he hot?
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# 11 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 19:39
 
 
Someone said :

The pizza delivery guy is still in the attic, so basement it has to be

Ha ha. All you need now is nab the local chinky delivery guy and set him up in the garden shed and you're sorted
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# 12 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 19:48
 
 
Someone said :
My enumerator is old.

What census do you have to complete if you're in the tax haven of Guernsey?
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# 13 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 20:41
 
 
Mine was trying to push the Irish form and kept talking about Sinn Fein in the next government. Mad cow but nice chatter-box.
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# 14 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 20:58
 
 
Uwh I wonder do the CSO share stats on how many were replied in Irish?
I was just given the English one.
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# 15 : Tuesday 19-4-2016 @ 21:01
 
 
Someone said :

What census do you have to complete if you're in the tax haven of Guernsey?

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