Someone said :
Set your shower- head to ' rain' my friend.
Dont leave it on the shower stem - remove it and waft it up under yor ballbag.
This will soften the nutpurse and liberate the hazelnuts to drop and be at their best.
How do I know this, I hear you arsking? Figuratively speaking of course.
Well a nice solid lass made my aquaintence in a Spa resort not too long ago.
Well upholstered with a good solid arse which unfortunately I like.
After a couple of bottles of vino we adjourned to the shower area where she in no uncertain terms intimated that water sports were her ... Well.... Thing.
She slid off her tights and shreddies, and bra exposing a well thatched crotch and a pendulous set of titties.
The Sak got instant wood and ran the knob 'up the flagpole ' quam celerrime.
Into the shower and she confidently grasped the root of my knob and went down like a thirsty sow.
Later bent down and whilst hanging on to the edge of the cubicle she banged like a belt-fed mortar
Good times were had by all.
Broke up three days later.